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Come spring, everyone's a joker about math. That's because every March 14 — 3.14, that is — is Pi Day, so named for the set of numerals that make up its date. Sure, pi is technically the ratio of the circumference of any circle to the diameter of that circle and it's a mathematical constant. But it's also a homonym that is absolutely begging to be made into math jokes and puns. (So. Many. Puns!)
Whether Pi Day registers on your calendar (maybe you're even making a special pie for the occasion?), or you just can't resist a cheesy math joke at any time of year, we've got more than 100 silly punchlines and wordplays to get you started.
Use these math jokes to entertain your kids at home or in your classroom — or make them roll their eyes and groan. Or pick your favorite math jokes and puns to use as a perfectly punny social media caption for the mathematically inclined. Just how many math jokes should you test out from our list, you might ask? Pi's the limit!
Looking for more inspiration? Check out our compilations of the best jokes for kids and dad-style corny jokes guaranteed to make you smile.
Geometry Jokes
- Why did the obtuse angle jump in the pool? Because it was over 90 degrees.
- What's a math teacher's favorite kind of tree? Geometry.
- Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common? They'll never meet.
- What do you call more than one L? A parallel.
- What did the triangle say to the circle? "You're pointless."
- Why shouldn't you fight with a 90-degree angle? It's always right.
- Why are obtuse angles always so sad? They're never right.
- What's the best way to get a math teacher to like you? Use acute angle.
- Why was the triangle the MVP of the basketball team? It always made three-pointers.
- Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school today? Because she sprained her angle.
- Why couldn't the angle get a loan? Because his parents wouldn't cosine.
Algebra Jokes
- Why does algebra improve your dancing skills? Because you can use algo-rhythm.
- Hey, Algebra, stop trying to find your x. He's never coming back… don't ask y.
- Are you cold? Well, then go to the corner of the room where it's 90 degrees.
- Why didn't the Romans find algebra very hard? Because they always knew x was 10.
Multiplication and Division Jokes
- Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
- How can you solve any equation fast? Multiply both sides by 0.
- Do you know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren't divisible by two.
- Where should you do your math homework? On a multiplication table.
- What's the best tool to do math? Multi-pliers.
- What is a math teacher's favorite place in NYC? Times Square.
Counting Jokes
- Why do teens always travel of groups of three or five? Because they can't even.
- Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven, eight, nine.
- Why did seven eat nine? Because you're supposed to eat three squared meals every day.
- Which numbers just won't sit still? Roamin' numerals.
- Why is 69 so scared of 70? Because they fought — and 71.
- Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
- What's two plus two? A math problem, silly.
- Why did the student trust his abacus? He knew he could always count on it.
- What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs? A mathema-chicken.
- Did you know that there are three kinds of people in the world? People who can count and people who can't.
- A farmer counted 99 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 100.
- What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.
Funny Math Puns
- What do you call a group of dudes who love math? Alge-bros.
- Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with his friend the dime? Because it had more cents.
- Do you know who invented algebra? An x-pert.
- Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper? Because they're probably plotting something.
- Did you hear about the over-educated circle? It has 360 degrees.
- Why was math class so long? The teacher kept going off on a tangent.
- Who's in charge of the school supplies? The ruler.
- Why can't your nose grow to be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- How can you make time fly? Throw a clock out a window.
- What's the best way to get a math tutor? An add.
- Why did the two fours skip lunch? They already eight.
- Have you heard the joke about the statistician? Probably.
- What do you call a tea kettle boiling at the top of Mount Everest? A high-pot-in-use.
- Why can't you trust a math teacher? They're always calculating.
- What do you call the guy who spent the summer at the beach? A tan-gent.
- What do parabola infants drink? Quadratic formula.
- Why do mathematicians like parks? Because of all the natural logs.
- What is the butterfly's favorite subject in school? Moth-ematics.
- How are a dollar and the moon alike? They both have four quarters.
- Why was the student upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say.
- Why was the fraction fretting about marrying a decimal? Because she would have to convert.
- Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn't greater than or less than anyone else.
- What do you call the number seven and the number three who got married? The odd couple.
- Which weighs more: 16 ounces of water or a pound of solid gold? They both weigh the same.
- What did the witch doctor say after lifting the curse? Hexagon.
- Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river? It was three feet deep on average.
- Why don't math majors throw house parties? Because it's dangerous to drink and derive.
- My perfect partner is the square root of -100 — a perfect 10, but also imaginary.
- Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
- How do you make seven an even number? Remove the "s."
- What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.
- How do mathematicians reprimand their kids? "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times!"
- Is it true that old mathematicians never die? Yes, they just lose some of their functions.
- What do you need to grow your trigonometry skills? Square roots.
- Where do math majors party? In bar graphs.
- Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.
- What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass? It just becomes beer.
- Why should you never speak the number 288? It's two gross.
- What happens when you hire an odd-job helper to do 8 jobs? He only does 1, 3, 5, and 7.
- Why didn't sin and tan go to the party? Just cos.
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.
- What's a math teacher's favorite season? Sum-mer.
- Why doesn't anybody talk to circles? Because there's no point.
- Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- Why should you never fight with decimals? They always have a point.
- What do you call people who are in favor of tractors? Pro-tractors.
- Three statisticians were out hunting when they spotted an elk. The first statistician took aim but overshot. The second aimed and undershot. The third yelled, "We got him!"
Pi Jokes
- Why isn't pi on Twitter? Because 280 characters isn't enough to express itself.
- What was Isaac Newton's favorite dessert? Apple pi.
- What do you call a mathematician who doubles as a private investigator? Magnum Pi.
- The mathematician says, "Pi r squared." The baker says, "No, pies are round. Cakes are square."
- What do you get when you cut a jack-o'-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
- What's the best way to serve pi? A la mode. Anything else is just mean.
- What did you think of the movie America Pi? Meh, I give it 3.14 stars.
- What's the math teacher's favorite dessert? Pi.
- How many bakers does it take to bake a pi? 3.14.
- Why shouldn't you eat too much pi? You'll end up with a large circumference.
- What do you get when a bunch of sheep hang out in a circle? Shepherd's pi.
- What did pi say in a fight with its brother? You're being irrational.
- Did you know this nautical fact? 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates.
- How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie? 3.14.
- Why did pi fail its driver's test? Because it didn't know when to stop.
- Why should you never start a conversation with pi? It'll just go on and on forever.
- What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? Pi in the sky.
- What's the best way to visualize infinity? Using a pi chart.
- What kind of snake is a math teacher's favorite? A pi-thon.
- What did the mathematicians order at the restaurant on March 14th? Chicken pot pi.
- What do mathematicians and the Air Force have in common? They both use pi-lots.
- Why shouldn't you let advanced math intimidate you? It's just as easy as pi.
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